8th Sept 2007
Venue: Silky’s place, Leopard’s Hill
Venue: Silky’s place, Leopard’s Hill
Att 35
Hares: Cabbage, the Preacher and Fireballs
Don’t Fence Me In
The hares set a symmetrical route which threaded through the fenced homesteads and lodges of Leopard’s Hill in the area south of the Forestry Reserve. It seems that everyone in the locality wants his own guest house. There were no holds and just seven checks. The latter, though well-planned and presumably incorporating false trails, were negated by hare Cabbage impersonating Lady Godiva by electing to ride her horse, Cheetah, along the actual track – all the pack had to do was follow the trail of fresh horseshit – a dead give-away and a product familiar to all hashers, especially the committee. Most of the walkers were back inside half-and-hour, Titanic excepted – she was DOA (drunk on arrival). Penguin breezed in after 35 minutes, Errol and Little Weed after 42 minutes, panting like Cheetah, having done a wrong way Corrigan circuit.
The Circle, sited near an impressive cairn and safely distant from the swimming pool provided the usually drollery, despite the best efforts of HM Lothario and RA Silver Bullet, who dished out down-downs as follows:
Hares
Cabbage, the Preacher and Fireballs were commended by the marker Goldilocks who found the route straightforward and exactly 7.5Km in length. A mark of 6/10 was awarded (presumably Cheetah was getting his oats elsewhere
New urinals
Jocelyn and young Giovanni (who prefers to be called Joey) from Malawi and Paul, an Englishman, allergic to beer introduced themselves to the circle
Visiting hashers
Jackie from Uganda, Beard, from Denmark and Miriam aka Fireballs, from Switzerland via Azerbaijan, made their LH3 debuts
Keen
On her first day in Zambia, Fireballs not only ran but also helped to set her first hash
Lookalike
RA Silver Bullet chose Titillator as stand in for the state president for a further SADC update
Desecrator
Cabbage took the rap for her mounts loose bowels. (most of the manure was cabbage green)
Sex in the City
According to the Daily Mail, Little Weed and other staff members have been putting it about at ISL
Tea Leaf
Batman’s cat stole the HM’s hat, using it for a pillow for the past month
Challenged
Goldfinger needed assistance in opening the gate to the venue yard
Shaven
Cool Dude shaved his legs smooth in order to look sharp in Kaputula
Unsociable
Errol and Little Weed stood accused of running the route anti-clockwise
Red Riding Hood
According to HM Lothario, someone was taking the piss out of Cream Soda because she came attired for the Red Dress Run
Litter Bugger
RA Silver Bullet found a discarded Shoprite credit card for K150 pin dated 6th June 2006 in the name of Goldilocks
Widowers
A triple for Laurel, RA Silver Bullet and Little Weed, who left their wives at home
New Shoes
Jocelyn would have been the latest victim of the hash rules but Squits, her introducer, was required to do the drinking
SCB’s
An attempted short cut by Nine Lives and Smutty Front Seat was foiled by fencing
Hard up
Boy Blue had a clearance sale of his marmalade and jam to raise money for his holiday airfare
Diplomats
Noticing his silver hair, Beard said, on meeting Floss, “You must be an old hasher”
Announcers
1) Batman - if you want your hash mug engraved with your hashname, see Jemmy at Arcades market 2) HM Lothario – run no 1411 will be at Chilanga, details TBA; 3) HM Lothario again – three weeks till the wheelchair Run, raffle and auction prizes needed
Interrupter
Squits enjoyed a noisy cellphone call just as the HM and RA were contemplating candidates for Hashshit
Hashshit
One-upmanship is not tolerated on the Hash. So it was a case of comeuppance for Cabbage who had exceeded even Mansell on the hash poser scale by arriving on horseback. So while Cheetah was enjoying a bucket of water, Cabbage received the Hashshit as her due and deserved award
Hares: Cabbage, the Preacher and Fireballs
Don’t Fence Me In
The hares set a symmetrical route which threaded through the fenced homesteads and lodges of Leopard’s Hill in the area south of the Forestry Reserve. It seems that everyone in the locality wants his own guest house. There were no holds and just seven checks. The latter, though well-planned and presumably incorporating false trails, were negated by hare Cabbage impersonating Lady Godiva by electing to ride her horse, Cheetah, along the actual track – all the pack had to do was follow the trail of fresh horseshit – a dead give-away and a product familiar to all hashers, especially the committee. Most of the walkers were back inside half-and-hour, Titanic excepted – she was DOA (drunk on arrival). Penguin breezed in after 35 minutes, Errol and Little Weed after 42 minutes, panting like Cheetah, having done a wrong way Corrigan circuit.
The Circle, sited near an impressive cairn and safely distant from the swimming pool provided the usually drollery, despite the best efforts of HM Lothario and RA Silver Bullet, who dished out down-downs as follows:
Hares
Cabbage, the Preacher and Fireballs were commended by the marker Goldilocks who found the route straightforward and exactly 7.5Km in length. A mark of 6/10 was awarded (presumably Cheetah was getting his oats elsewhere
New urinals
Jocelyn and young Giovanni (who prefers to be called Joey) from Malawi and Paul, an Englishman, allergic to beer introduced themselves to the circle
Visiting hashers
Jackie from Uganda, Beard, from Denmark and Miriam aka Fireballs, from Switzerland via Azerbaijan, made their LH3 debuts
Keen
On her first day in Zambia, Fireballs not only ran but also helped to set her first hash
Lookalike
RA Silver Bullet chose Titillator as stand in for the state president for a further SADC update
Desecrator
Cabbage took the rap for her mounts loose bowels. (most of the manure was cabbage green)
Sex in the City
According to the Daily Mail, Little Weed and other staff members have been putting it about at ISL
Tea Leaf
Batman’s cat stole the HM’s hat, using it for a pillow for the past month
Challenged
Goldfinger needed assistance in opening the gate to the venue yard
Shaven
Cool Dude shaved his legs smooth in order to look sharp in Kaputula
Unsociable
Errol and Little Weed stood accused of running the route anti-clockwise
Red Riding Hood
According to HM Lothario, someone was taking the piss out of Cream Soda because she came attired for the Red Dress Run
Litter Bugger
RA Silver Bullet found a discarded Shoprite credit card for K150 pin dated 6th June 2006 in the name of Goldilocks
Widowers
A triple for Laurel, RA Silver Bullet and Little Weed, who left their wives at home
New Shoes
Jocelyn would have been the latest victim of the hash rules but Squits, her introducer, was required to do the drinking
SCB’s
An attempted short cut by Nine Lives and Smutty Front Seat was foiled by fencing
Hard up
Boy Blue had a clearance sale of his marmalade and jam to raise money for his holiday airfare
Diplomats
Noticing his silver hair, Beard said, on meeting Floss, “You must be an old hasher”
Announcers
1) Batman - if you want your hash mug engraved with your hashname, see Jemmy at Arcades market 2) HM Lothario – run no 1411 will be at Chilanga, details TBA; 3) HM Lothario again – three weeks till the wheelchair Run, raffle and auction prizes needed
Interrupter
Squits enjoyed a noisy cellphone call just as the HM and RA were contemplating candidates for Hashshit
Hashshit
One-upmanship is not tolerated on the Hash. So it was a case of comeuppance for Cabbage who had exceeded even Mansell on the hash poser scale by arriving on horseback. So while Cheetah was enjoying a bucket of water, Cabbage received the Hashshit as her due and deserved award
Receding Hareline
22nd Sept Silver Bullet, Cruella D’evil
29th Sept Mansell, BYO Braai
30th Sept Sunday Wheelchair run
6th Oct Cool dude
13th Oct Blockhead, The Rabbi
20th Oct Buju, Floss, Wild thing
27th Oct Bullshit, Little John
3rd Nov Squits and Jocelyn
10th Nov Batman
17th Nov Boy Blue
24th Nov Cockroach (BYO Braai)
1st Dec Beard and Jackie
29th Sept Mansell, BYO Braai
30th Sept Sunday Wheelchair run
6th Oct Cool dude
13th Oct Blockhead, The Rabbi
20th Oct Buju, Floss, Wild thing
27th Oct Bullshit, Little John
3rd Nov Squits and Jocelyn
10th Nov Batman
17th Nov Boy Blue
24th Nov Cockroach (BYO Braai)
1st Dec Beard and Jackie
Forthcoming Events
20th Sept (Sunday) 11th Annual Wheelchair Run. A fee of K50pin (adults) for the run, hash beer, T-shirts and lunch –cheaper than staying at home. Reduction for children. Please support this worthy charity function
AGPU – date and venue still to be decided, but location will be posh and likely date a Friday towards end of October or beginning of November. This function heralds the election (by appointment) of the new hash committee
On On!
20th Sept (Sunday) 11th Annual Wheelchair Run. A fee of K50pin (adults) for the run, hash beer, T-shirts and lunch –cheaper than staying at home. Reduction for children. Please support this worthy charity function
AGPU – date and venue still to be decided, but location will be posh and likely date a Friday towards end of October or beginning of November. This function heralds the election (by appointment) of the new hash committee
On On!
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