25th August 2007
Venue: De Jaager Farm, Leopards Hill Att 43
Hares: London, Squits and 1st Lady
No Mountain High Enough
“Do I look like I have nothing better to do” asked Pussy Galore. The convoy of people driving to adventure city advertised other possible Saturday afternoon divertissement but still the hash drew 43 participants. It was the first run to be set on the De Jaager farm. The plot was patrolled by two large (and quite ugly) dogs that scared Moby Dick into running around grabbing complete strangers – nothing new there.
The run was dry and dusty, as the time of year dictates, and passed through a semi-residential area, the inhabitants of which had mutilated hash signs and put up their own arrows in mealie meal. There were also “plots for sale” ads spelt out in flour right next to our hash marks. 10 minutes into the run, the walkers turned left for a path that looked suspiciously like it was headed back to the cars, so Nine Lives, Cream Soda and Smutty FS joined the runners on a loop that rejoined the walkers trail ten minutes and a thousand thorns later. The loop took us past farm workers houses were a young admirer declared to Cream Soda, “I love you. Come and be my wife!” Cream Soda declined politely as he looked aged 9 at most. Though the Adventure City hill loomed ominously over us the hares thankfully found something smaller to set the hash hold on. Still HM Lothario found something to complain about – an unfinished cesspit at the hold.
“It wasn’t long enough” whined Tarzin when he saw the on-in sign. The run lasted about 40- 45 minutes and as summer is nearing only a few unnaturally fit FRB’s were complaining.
HM Lothario and RA Silver Bullet presided over the circle. The down downs were followed by the monthly bring your own brai which was set up and moderated by Boy Blue.
Venue: De Jaager Farm, Leopards Hill Att 43
Hares: London, Squits and 1st Lady
No Mountain High Enough
“Do I look like I have nothing better to do” asked Pussy Galore. The convoy of people driving to adventure city advertised other possible Saturday afternoon divertissement but still the hash drew 43 participants. It was the first run to be set on the De Jaager farm. The plot was patrolled by two large (and quite ugly) dogs that scared Moby Dick into running around grabbing complete strangers – nothing new there.
The run was dry and dusty, as the time of year dictates, and passed through a semi-residential area, the inhabitants of which had mutilated hash signs and put up their own arrows in mealie meal. There were also “plots for sale” ads spelt out in flour right next to our hash marks. 10 minutes into the run, the walkers turned left for a path that looked suspiciously like it was headed back to the cars, so Nine Lives, Cream Soda and Smutty FS joined the runners on a loop that rejoined the walkers trail ten minutes and a thousand thorns later. The loop took us past farm workers houses were a young admirer declared to Cream Soda, “I love you. Come and be my wife!” Cream Soda declined politely as he looked aged 9 at most. Though the Adventure City hill loomed ominously over us the hares thankfully found something smaller to set the hash hold on. Still HM Lothario found something to complain about – an unfinished cesspit at the hold.
“It wasn’t long enough” whined Tarzin when he saw the on-in sign. The run lasted about 40- 45 minutes and as summer is nearing only a few unnaturally fit FRB’s were complaining.
HM Lothario and RA Silver Bullet presided over the circle. The down downs were followed by the monthly bring your own brai which was set up and moderated by Boy Blue.
Hares
Tarzin marked the run 3/-5 saying the trail was too short and the mountain not high enough
Virgins
Ziyaad (M) and London (M) from Zambia, Chris (M) from the US and Alex (F) from Australia
Disrupter
Cream Soda had to attend to a call during the circle
Navigator
Floss, or Uncle Flossie as he is fondly known, drove to the Kafue River Bridge in search of Farmer Pierre’s farm in Chilanga
Recidivist
After a long absence (approximately a decade) Fly reappeared
Thabo
Farmer Chris, resplendent in head to toe camouflage, stood in for fellow countryman Thabo Mbeki
Dishonest Hare
Buju told the HM that the run wasn’t long
Myopic
Little Weed mistook dark haired female Purple Bush for silver haired male Silver Bullet
Apologies
Tinkerbell was the week’s SADC presidential look-alike,
Accountant
Nine Lives follows his own rules on the hash, his 4, 5, on-on, sent front runners in the wrong direction
Runners
Eyes, First Lady and Scooby formed an elite running team
Second Sexplorer
The only Titty checking it out was Jen
Double Myopic
Quote of the day; Little Weed’s “I’m mixing up my Tripod with my Titus” (as long as you leave the toilet seat down)
Chip of the old block
Purplebush proved she really was Mrs Titus when she tried to get a discount on hash cash (Little Weed discretely put her on his list of debtors)
Dust Bunnies
Camien, Eyes and Smutty Front Seat were covered in dust for politely stepping aside to let runners pass on a narrow path
Shocker
Extremely Pressed dropped a toaster in the bath to attain her electric afro hairdo
Hash Stallion
The Penguin produced his first chick at 66
Baptism
Inseparable Camien and Hubert became inseparable Laurel and Hardy
Farmer
Farmer Chris was thanked with a hash mug
Announcements
HM Lothario announced next week’s run was a Turnip run at the Leopard’s hill power lines and reminded everyone about the Wheelchair run on 30th September
Hash Shit
The HM got his boxers in a twist over a hasher who insisted her hash name was really Margarine and it was (not Butter), but the hash shit shirt was awarded to the Penguin for producing a chick at 66. As the Penguin has quit the booze, Floss stood in for him, dribbling half the potty down his shirt
Receding Hareline
8th Sept Cabbage
30th Sept (Wheelchair Run at ISL) Little Weed
15th Sept Francophoney
6th Oct Cool Dude
22nd Sept Silver Bullet and Cruella d’Evil
13th Oct Pussy Galore, Itchy Bum, Goldfinger, Kerry
29th Sept Mansell, then BYO Braai
20th Oct Buju, Floss and Wild Thing
27th Oct Bullshit and Little John
Events
30th September Annual Wheelchair Run at International School of Lusaka
On On!!
30th September Annual Wheelchair Run at International School of Lusaka
On On!!
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